It's weird, 'cause I definitely think that all men are created equal. I mean, like, I don't know if I personally would ever do it Brad! Well, at least you got all this free stuff. I couldn't have done it without Lincoler. Jerry, I'd love to just kick back with a Margarita and read. But, listen, speaking of those crystals, can I get the rest of them? How are you guys not freaking out right now?! Brad is such a jerk. Guys, mom and dad are, like, right around the corner. What -- what's that, Rick? Oh, that is so disgusting! I got to hang back and make sure everything stays cool here, you know? He only wanted you to accept him, and he hopes that his final act would redeem him in your eyes.
Look, I'm half-Abraham Lincoln, so -- So I should get on my knees and kiss your ass?! What's that supposed to mean? What up, my glip glops?! And the gears, they turned for a thousand years until the dark day that they stopped Rick, I got them! Let's get out of here! Are some glip glops from the third dimension going to come over and play cards or something? Well, we're past the point of no return. This is my chance to gain some footing with the cool kids. Uh, that's just Rick's stupid nonsense catchphrase. In the meantime, please, stay on the ship and enjoy a complimentary plate of James Cameronion rings. I have a new catchphrase. I mean, who knows what -- what if somebody breaks something? Sorry for the inconvenience, folks. I can't believe she's here.
Are you sure the ship will sink? Look at all this stuff. Yes, we will have as much fun as possible on our Titanic -themed getaway. I can be the only one to do it alone. I know, c-can we wrap this up? Go have some fun out there birdp-- bird-- birdperson. Not one thing out of place. Yes, every couple gets to re-create Jack's drowning at the end of the movie.
Well, what are you doing standing here, Morty? Oh, oh, g-- oh, that's disgusting! This is your moment, Morty. They are designed to attract the attention of the female. Hey, I'm squanching in here! Not only is the ship not sinking, but now the fourth wall has been broken. Oh, man, how many people did you invite, Rick? Just shake that a-- Roll the credits! And if not, like you say, no more adventures or whatever. The buffet is now closed. Okay, it was about Oh, hey, Morty! What do you mean you're having a party? Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high.
Because, uh, you're -- you're so good at playing the flute. Boy, you really are 17. I think that you're the most -- No, that -- those weird sounds coming from the closet over there. Just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got Roll credits! Together, they explore the infinite universes; causing mayhem and running into trouble. I can't wait to do that with Beth. Not -- not with you. Well, no, but - You know? An animated series on adult-swim about the infinite adventures of Rick, a genius alcoholic and careless scientist, with his grandson Morty, a 14 year-old anxious boy who is not so smart.
Because I'm having a party, b-I-I-I-itch! I'm not feeling too well. The -- the -- it's got, like, buttons on it and lights on it. This ship is about to completely miss the giant iceberg! M-m-mom and dad are gonna kill us! Hey, uh, what the hell?! Uh, all -- all right. You guys have any aspirin? It's not a door, Beth. Tammy, I should let you know I just got out of a highly intense soul bond with my previous spirit mate. And these babies just saved this lame-ass party! All you care about is having popular people like you.
Summer, you can't throw a party! You know, wh-wh-what's in this for me? Their rail system must have failed. The buffet is now closed. Hey, don't blow me off. Rick has some really strange friends. Let's lose the 'tude, please.
To get wr-wriggedy wriggedy wrecked, son! Hey, man, I'm not going anywhere. I saw it in your laundry room. It's the, it's the it's the Rick dance That's the Rick dance! Jessica, can I show you something? That is why he must numb himself. It's like the n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews. Next time I party, I'm just gonna focus on getting totally wrecked. Uh, summer, you can't have a party. You suck, whatever your name is.
I thought those crystals were supposed to help us get home or something! Then it's time to get your beak wet tonight, playah. Rick, tell summer she can't have a party! I haven't quite captured your beautiful eyes. Oh, there's an emergency, all right. You're gonna go on, and -- Jerry, just leave the door. Mein journey is over, Morty. I can't help but feel a little guilty.